handling old age


> A 90-year-old man goes for a physical. All his
> tests come back with normal results.
>
> The doctor says, ‘Chuck,
> everything looks great. Physically, you’re in
> fine shape for your age. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
> Are you at peace with God?’
>
> Chuck replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
> so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to
> go to the
> bathroom, POOF! the light goes on.
> When I’m done, POOF! the light goes off.’
>
> Wow! that’s incredible,’ the doctor says.
> A little later that day, the doctor calls Chuck’s wife. ‘
> Ethel, ‘ he says, ‘Chuck is doing fine, but I
> had to call you because I am in awe of his relationship with God.
> Is it true that when he gets up during the night, POOF! the light goes
> on in the bathroom and when he’s done, POOF! the light goes off?’
>
> ‘Oh, dear God!’ Ethel exclaims, ‘he’s peeing in the refrigerator
> again.’

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